Yes, the true key to success with women has been charted in vague and teasing fashion, and I am happy to peel back the layers of fog and expose the sordid truth. Enjoy yourself!
Step by Step - New Kids On The Block
and what they really meant...
We can have lots of fun (Getting high on stolen horse tranquillizers)
There's so much we can do (Screwdriver + lack of intelligent ideas + pee hole)
Its just you and me (And peanut butter, the family dog and an audience of thousands. Wave to the camera baby!)
I can give you more (I've soiled myself and it is now your life-long duty to change me)
Don't you know that the time has arrived (To sheepishly admit giving you Hepatitis C!)
It's so obvious.