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Welcome to the Bastard Dictionary of the Apocalypse, aka: John's guide to frigged and expired words.

Today's entry is:

Hero (From the latin "Here, ya zero" - "to award unnecessary praise and stature")

1. A person who survives - an avalanche, plane crash or other event, generally by no significant action of their own.
2. A person who performs a clutch, last moment play whilst participating in a sporting or social event - see basketball, football, knitting etc.
3. Someone who plays air guitar really well.